Tattoo done and off home i went and chilled for a bit before i had to go and pick up rob naked (our dj) before Dainton and aid came along for our trip to Gatwic. Our flight is at 5.50am and this time we all managed to get on and make our way to Corfu for our first out of 5 gigs this summer.

We had a residency at the Venue night club last year and it worked that well they got us in for a second year and so far the tickets have been selling like hot cakes. Last years gigs were off the hook and your always guaranteed a good night in Kavos. If you’ve been there before you’ll know what i’m on about. A huge strip which is full of bars and nightclubs which somewhat resembles that of a human zoo. I for one was looking forward to it along with the rest of the team. For our first gig however it was to be short lived as we had to be on stage at 1am and then from stage straight into our car and airport bound to Luton. More on that later.

We arrive into Corfu and as per usual the weather is scorching hot at a whopping 38 degrees so we head off to our hotel in Kavos check in and say hello to all the familiar faces from last year then i spend the day sunbathing with rob naked then go and hit up some bars for a few drinks and onto a hotel with the 20’s reps where we chilled in a jacuzzi all day getting slightly merry. 6pm came so we headed back to the hotel to work on our new set for tonight and the new music we have. We have been doing our old set for quite a few years now so were slowly adding new stunts etc to it for a fresh new start and were looking forward to putting them into practice. As were working the power on the island gets cut off and all electricity gone. everywhere is in darkness and our computer batteries dead, they better turn it on quick or we wont be doing our show. The electricity company are on strike which is why they turn all power off and that cant be good for a holiday destination like Kavos where the strip is full of neon lights and more importantly music. Luckily they only turn it off for 2 hours at a time so as soon as the power went back on all you could hear from one end of Kavos to the next was a wave of cheers and shouting. Were back on.

Into the tattoo shop we go with Jerry (club promoter) as its our back stage chill out room then 1am came and onto the stage we went with a club full to the brim of pissed up brits wanting to see some carnage which they got in abundance. It was a great show and our new stunts went down a treat. off stage and then straight into our car for the airport damn, Do you realize how hard it is to leave Kavos mid party???? fucking hard let me tell you. All i wanted to do was do a tour of the strip and have a good time but our plane was calling so we had to shoot quick fast as we have a load of filming to do today in london for a tennis viral ad.

Its 4am and i haven’t slept since thursday night and by now i’m shattered. I’m sitting on our monarch airways flight next to Daint and into the air we go for our 3 hour flight to luton airport. I manage to get 2 hours sleep before i hear the thud of landing, next stop the millennium hotel at stamford bridge to grab a much needed 3 hours before we get picked up to head to our set for the day.

My wake up call was 10.30am and when it went off i wanted to punch the bloody phone but didnt quite have the energy too. Showered, shit and shaved then into our car for a days filming a tennis advert which i believe will be up and live in a weeks time. As we arrive on set we were shocked to see its a huge budget advert were doing and you name it it was all there. Massive lights, catering, at least 30 staff you name it it was all happening and slightly reminded us of our nike advert we did when we hooked up with Rooney. The good thing about this shoot was that 4 of the staff were all Dirty Sanchez crew. We had James Gurden who was directing today, Martin Roach director of photography, Pete sound and Moncho on camera so it was like a blast from the past. A massive bonus for us as they know how we work and we know how they work which made for a pleasant days filming.

I’ll keep all the best details of what went on today for next week when the advert comes out and will talk more in depth of our day filming to go with advert link. We will also be giving away our tennis white’s for a competition winner. I will however let you know that we headed home black & blue with bruises and one broken finger so as you can imaging it was a memorable day to say the least. We jumped into the tour van home for a much needed rest safe knowing that the last 3 days were one hell of a lot of fun. Cant wait to do it all again.

As they say in Llandow……chow for now

Pritchard

the following videos are from a weekend of torment for pritchard and laughter for myself…

all video edits and the pritchard cock munching animation was knocked up on my laptop while pritchard slept the party off

video 1, the beginning

video 2 the start of the jokes

video 3, more taunting

video 4, the icing on the cake, “pritchards reaction”

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tear it up
dainton…

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Hit me with your rhythm stick hit me hard and hit me quick, hit me, hit me, hiiiiiiiit me. I wonder if Ian Dury and the blockheads went to a fetish club when they decided to write that song???

I can tell you now me and dainton havent been to a fetish club well, not by choice anyway but most prob for some fucked up tv program.

Our week started with a pvsd gig in Moho nightclub in Manchester. We always like a trip to Manchester as its guaranteed a laugh plus we love the city. We’ve played Moho once before quite a few years ago so were looking forward to playing again.
We had a quite a few skateboard friends come down to visit and join in for a few pre stage drinks. It was great to see faces i haven’t seen in a while and also good to catch up and chat about past skate events. 12am stage time was called and on we went for full force carnage. As per usual a great crowd and a good meet and greet just before the club shut. Once again thank you manchester for a cracking time.

After chilling and skating with X factor winner Matt Cardle the week before we found that our twitters went fucking bonkers with followers thanks to matt. I left my house for a few hours and thought my computer had blown up ha. Anyway, since Matt hooked up with us, the band One Direction found out and they wanted to meet us too. One thing lead to another and thanks to our friend phil (X factor tour manager and security) he sorted it out for us to be at the meet and greet on the Sunday.

We went and met all of the X factor contestants then they had their end of tour party at the park plaza hotel, so we went to join them. The party went off and 7am on a monday morning strolling home when people are going to work was a treat.

this weeks pvsd thursdays is in the form of 2 audio ramblings live back stage on the pvsd tour…

Do bears shit in the wood????

pritch

Yep, im sure we can simply say the band Black Lace were off their boxes when they wrote the above song. Saying that i thought i was off my box when i recived a phone call off my mate phil who is currently looking after X factor’s Matt Cardle and told me he fancied hooking up for a skate. Im not a big fan of X factor myself but i did check it out a few times this year as a load of my mate’s actually said i looked like Matt Cardle hahaha little did i know that myself and Dainton would be skating with him a few months later.

We met up at Cardiff skate plaza yesterday and spent around 3 hours ripping up the park in the glorious Cardiff sunshine. Cardle really surprised us as he was ripping the concrete mini up even landing a nose blunt on it which is gnarly for that ramp.

Can you imaging the look on Simon Cowells face if Cardle phoned him up and said he’s broken his arm skateboarding with Pritchard & Dainton from Dirty Sanchez???? haha he would not be a happy chappie.

Anyway, check out the edit of us having a skate at the park. Great day had by all.

On other news we have been busy getting ready for the Gumball3000 i.e sorting our car/van blah blah, whatever we end up with its gonna be rocking. check the Gumball3000 site here for Gumball3000 pvsd news.

thats it for this week. if your in Manchester this Friday we are doing a live show in Moho nightclub so come and join the party.

Rub your nip’s and smile

pritch

Row row row the boat gently down the stream………… blah blah FUCK the boat we are firing on all cylinders for the 2011 Gumball3000. Yes, you’ve heard right, we’ve been signed up for the worlds biggest and best rock’n’roll rally’s ever. The 2 of us went and payed Maxamillion Cooper a visit at Gumball HQ yesterday to finalize arrangements for the rally.

I had the pleasure of doing the 2009 Gumball3000 coast to coast rally from LA to Miami and it was one of the best experiences iv’e had. Just think of partying all night long and driving super cars all through the day only to turn up at the most lavish hotels with the biggest and blingest of party’s you can think of. Well that is what the Gumball3000 is like for a whole week. Its what dreams are made of and i lived it for that week across America. the stories which came off it i’ll tell for years to come and im about to do it all again but this time with my sidekick Dainton. Dainton was meant to come on the coast to coast rally but broke his wrist really bad a few days before going. This time though and 2 days before going on this Gumball he has to have an operation the day before the rally to remove the pins from his arm so if he’s still in hospital i aint waiting round for him, i’ll be fucking off on another Gumball without him hahaha.

Watch out Gumball as the 2 of us will be filling whatever car/van we end up with full of ammunition for some serious Dirty Sanchez stunts and causing havoc/carnage and mayhem at every given opportunity. To check out the route and all things gumball visit www.gumball3000.com

Last Fridays gig in Rhyl went down a storm at Hidden nightclub. We turned and met up with mike from N-Trance fame. Can you remember the tune “set me free” well, he was the dude responsible for that. we’ve known him for a while now and he’s a great guy so he booked us a gig in his home town and it didn’t disappoint. Great turn out and a great signing after the gig. I went round with my Ty-Hafan bucket raising money for my Ironman challenge on july 31st and got offered £10 off 2 women for a threesome back stage (wink wink). Thanks for the £10 lady’s and thanks to all that donated.
Also i’d like to thank the guy who made me the best cake ive ever had. thanks very much dude it was ace.

I know its Thursday today but today (wednesday) its my birthday. Yes, i’ve managed to make another year on this planet and im gonna make sure i’ll be here for many more. The party in Cardiff’s fully on this weekend.

Thats it for this week.

Do a handstand & down a shot

Pritch